These two encounters are the only memorable bits of Terminator: Resistance - and that's because they're inexplicably cringe.
What, no time for a quick spoon? Jennifer appreciated that. Nor could I blow her up with one of my grenades. And there she lay, on her side, on the floor, rubble all around us, the moonlight spread across the concrete. "I think I'll stay here for a while," she said after we'd finished.
Her Oblivion face and mouth moved about as if being tugged by an off camera puppeteer, and all I could think of was, is this what Kryten would look like if he was doing it? And had hair? She took her beanie off for the occasion, which was a nice touch. Then, a dialogue choice presented itself: press heart to bang (I'm paraphrasing again), or walk away? Press heart to bang!Īnother first-person sex scene with video game graphics that wouldn't look out of place on the early days of the Xbox 360. But the game would not give me the option to confess. Just a few hours ago I'd slept with the boss. There we talked, electricity in the air (or was that a Terminator going back in time?). Had I cheated on her? Maybe.Īnd then, towards the end of the game, just before the big battle with Skynet, I tracked Jennifer down to a particularly beautiful moonlit bit of rubble. Jennifer is the woman I was supposed to fall in love with. I felt kind of bad about sleeping with the boss because all throughout the game's terrible campaign I'd had my eye on Jennifer, my one true love, a woman who found it in her heart to flirt with me minutes after she had a terrifying encounter with a metal head. I tried to get back in, but the door was locked. "You're dismissed," she said, pushing me out the door. A nice bed for post-apocalyptic Los Angeles! And then, in first-person, we did it, her last-gen face all up in my grill, groaning and writhing. So she led me away, by the hand, to a room down the bottom of the bunker, where there was a bed. Then, a dialogue choice presented itself: press heart to bang (I'm paraphrasing), or walk away? Press heart to bang! But, she said she would make it worth my while. I wasn't so sure I fancied doing that, in part because I dreaded the prospect of playing yet another mind-numbing away mission.
At one point I was presented with the opportunity to have sex with the woman who leads the resistance faction you're fighting for. There are dialogue choices to make in this first-person shooter from the people behind the terrible Rambo game of 2014.
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